Description

Portal 2 Sentry Turret
I see you…

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB. When it detects movement, the wings open and it is going to announce the acquisition of a target, which is sufficient to send any individual running away from your desk at top speed. And yes, in case you knock it over, it will vibrate and be sad about its lot in life.

Here’s what your Sentry Turret Desk Defender will say:

Turret detects motion nearby:
“Target acquired”
“There you’re”
“I see you”
“Preparing to dispense product”
“Activated”

Turret is moved or knocked over:
“Crucial error”
“Shutting down”
“I don’t hate you”
“Hey, hey, hey”
“Malfunctioning”

Turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of state of no activity):
“Are you still there”
Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
Motion detecting turret will open and alert when somebody comes by your desk
Sound effects pulled right away from the games
USB-powered: Plugs into your computer or USB hub, cable included
Dimensions: 7.5″ tall